If I Were a Rich Man
A new primate has been found by scientists working in Bolivia. The right to give a new animal its scientific name belongs to the researcher who first records its existence, Robert Wallace.
In this case the right of naming is going to be auctioned to provide funding for conservation efforts in the area. This CNN page provides the details.
Hmmm. . . Callicebus [it's a titi monkey] Dumbya. . .nah, I couldn't do that to a poor defenseless monkey.