In League with Satan
Just back from the Post Office to mail some letters and pick up some stamps for my Mother and was rewarded with proof that the Bush administration is in league with the forces of evil.
The Post Office once had a “slot machine” in the lobby that was one of the only sources for one-dollar coins outside of a bank. You put in a ten for a book of First Class and you received twenty stamps, two dollar coins, two quarters, and a dime.
Now they have a touch screen terminal that only takes credit or debit cards. You select a book of First Class and you get 18 stamps and your card is charged $6.66
A coincidence, you say. Right, everyone thinks 18 is the right number for stamps. Eighteen is three sixes which cost three sixes. The rate increase to 37 cents was part of the plan to steal our souls.
My neighbors are out of church so I’ll certainly have to call and warn them about the threat to their souls from using the Postal Service. The meaning is clear, it didn’t happen under Clinton. [EDIT: See what living with these people does to your mind.]