I Get Snail Mail
A friend in Pennsylvania who hates computers, sent a letter informing me:
"The Super Puke, The King, is coming to Pittsburgh next week to give some money to some faith-based group; he is trying to buy his way out of Hell."
He refers to most elected officials as "pukes" because that's what the drill instructors at Parris Island called recruits before they earned the right to be called Marines. He earned the right and was called a Marine. For the record the only people he doesn't think are "pukes" are Russ Feingold and Barbara Boxer because they show some guts, which is an attribute highly prized by ex-Marines and most veterans.