In Other News
The "Golden Arches" and Disneyland both turn 50 this year, a half century of junk food for the body and mind. I am sad to admit that I used to spend an occasional 50¢ for two hamburgers, fries, and a Coke, and rode everything in Anaheim for $5. It was a shock when gas went above a quarter a gallon.
Floridians get to shoot people, but British grannies rely on their trusty Garden Gnome
to take down would be burglars.
George W. Bush wants to know why he signed a law
requiring people to have passports to cross the Mexican and Canadians borders. He found out he had signed the law by looking at a newspaper.