It is fortunate for a lot of people that I no longer have the ability to call in airstrikes.
This is why you never apologize for anything. No matter what you say, they will say something worse and call you partisan if you object.
Karl, your boy prepared for war by telling people to go shopping. Karl, I've been in a few tight spots with people shooting at me and I have to tell you that "Go Shopping!" is the absolutely worst war cry I can imagine, although it is a fitting shibboleth for your party.1. It's Okay If You're A Republican