Don't Cry For Me Alabama
Drama queen/victim Roy Moore has announced his run for governor of Alabama
Roy doesn't think that Alabama has suffered enough from recent hurricanes, so he's going to do his best to replace Bob Riley as the Republican candidate for governor.
For those who didn't click through, Roy is the nutcase that was removed as chief justice of the Alabama Supreme Court for plunking a huge stone Ten Commandments monument in the entrance hall of the court building and refusing to remove it after a Federal judge told him to cease and desist being a jerk.
Bob Riley has actually been trying to fix some of the problems that Alabama has, so you know he's not popular with the "Republican base".