The Midas Touch?
The Shrubbery wanders out to talk about the great shape the economy is in and the DOW tries to find out "how deep is the ocean" and the price of a barrel of oil wonders "how high is the sky".
Remember when the government talks about the "core inflation rate" that excludes the "volatile" energy sector, because how much effect could the cost of transporting everything and your utility bill have on the economy.
Remember how the DOW crawled back up to 11,000 after only 4½ years of the Shrubbery, it didn't last
He has that "magic touch".