There's nothing worse that being invited to someone's estate for a weekend and then having to apologize for causing a scene due to a misunderstanding with another guest.
Avoid this social faux pas
[pronounced fox pass by real Americans] by wearing this friendly reminder of your status over your SOV™ Dragon Skin® Flexible Body Armor
when you take to the field for a fun-filled slaughter of small birds after enjoying a repast of burned flesh and fermented grain.
Don't think of yourself, think of the shame of your family knowing you've burdened the health care system by taking up space in an Intensive Care Unit and causing a surgeon to miss weekend tee times to dig metal fragments out of your body. Think of having to face the media to explain how you blundered in front of the weapon of someone much more important than you, causing them to waste days of expensive staff time trying to fashion an excuse acceptable to the world.