Mad Cow Again
CBS reports: Mad Cow Disease Confirmed In Alabama
Conveniently, this cow is supposedly 10 years old, and the feed ban is only 9 years old, and it took all that time for the disease to become manifest. The cow wasn't born on the ranch where it was discovered, so there has to be a search through transaction records to find her home herd. Oh, even though it's a beef cow, nothing entered the food chain.
Remember, we don't need to check all cows, and your government is keeping you safe. Another faith-based initiative of the Shrubbery.